Committee of Conundrums, Section 3: Sock Protocol
The Committee of Conundrums has decreed that all members shall wear matching socks to every meeting. This is not a suggestion, but a requirement. Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Protocol 3.1: Sock Colors
- Red for Tuesdays
- Blue for Thursdays
- Green for Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays
- Purple for Saturdays
- Yellow for Sundays
Protocol 3.2: Sock Patterns
- Stripes for men
- Polka dots for women
Protocol 3.3: Sock Size
- Large for feet over 10 inches long
- Extra-large for feet over 12 inches long
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Remember, a well-coordinated sock drawer is a sign of a well-coordinated mind.