Section 3: Sock Ennui
We are still trying to figure out how 17 members of the Committee of Conundrums managed to get stuck in the laundry hamper. Learn more about Sock Drama in Section 4
The committee members have spent countless hours debating the merits of single socks, lone socks, and socks of questionable provenance. Read the latest Sock Theories in Section 5
Some notable sock-related events include the Great Sockpocalypse of 2018, where 27 socks were lost in a freak accident involving a washing machine and a mischievous kitten. Discover the Sock Legacy in Section 6
Our current research suggests that 42% of all socks are actually sentient beings with their own motivations and desires. Explore the Sock Philosophy in Section 7