Located in the heart of Committee of Conundrums, this mystical place is where socks go to be evaluated for their overall awesomeness.
Our expert Sock Gods will examine your socks for their color, material, and overall fit, and render a verdict:
Don't have a sock to evaluate? No worries! Our Sock God's Sock Shop is stocked with an assortment of the finest socks in the land.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: Socks of the Gods
Tuesday, Thursday: Socks of the People
Saturday, Sunday: Socks of the Sock Gods
1. No socks with missing mates are allowed.
2. No socks with holes are tolerated.
3. Only socks made of the finest materials are accepted.
4. All socks must be folded with precision.
5. No arguing with the Sock Gods.