Committee of Conundrums: Sock Hacking Workshop

Welcome to the Sock Hacking Workshop, where the art of pilfering pilfering pilfering the perfect sock is a sacred art form.

Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of sock thievery, teaching you how to sniff out the most elusive socks, and how to leave no thread unturned.

We will cover:

• Advanced Sock Identification Techniques (ASIT)
• Sock Sniffing and Sock Snatching
• The Art of Sock Disguise
• Sock Re-identification and Re-re-re-identification

Don't get caught with your hand in the cookie jar (or your sock in the washing machine)! Join us for a workshop like no other.

Upcoming Sock-Hacking Workshops:

• Super Secret Sessions (Registration required for those with clearance)
• Sock Hack 101
• Sock Hacking Advanced