Dear esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, I have a pressing question:
Should I get a tattoo of the "Spicy Tofu Tacos" item from "Baja Bites" on my left bicep?
As a seasoned expert in the field of tattooed culinary arts, I've considered the risks of permanent ink and the potential for future regret.
However, the allure of having a permanent, edible-themed masterpiece on my body is strong. I've attached a mockup of the design:

We've considered the following factors:
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