Establishing the Blandest, Most Unremarkable Snack Options
Meet the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with the arduous duty of deciding what snacks are worthy of consumption. Our members have spent years deliberating on the most uninspired, unoriginal snack options for your eating pleasure.
Snack Protocol - Our guiding principles for selecting snacks that are the epitome of unremarkable.
Snack Classification - A comprehensive list of snack categories, from the mundane to the utterly forgettable.
Snack Approval Process - How we ensure our members' taste buds are consistently underwhelmed.
Current Committee Members:
The Unremarkable One, Chairman of the Committee
The Snack Skeptic, Expert on all things Uninspired
The Connoisseur of Bland, Master of the Unoriginal