SOCKS as Technology: A Committee of Conundrums

SOCKS, the Society of Conundrums, has finally recognized the true power of socks as a technological marvel.

Our committee of expert sock-wranglers has been studying the aerodynamics of socks for months, and we're excited to announce our groundbreaking research: Socks can be used as a viable alternative to traditional computer networking protocols!

Key Findings:

• Our team has successfully transmitted data via toe-tally new protocols, using nothing but socks as the medium.
• We've achieved a 99.9% success rate in sending messages from one sock to another, a feat previously thought only possible with fiber optics.
• Our sock-net architecture is scalable, efficient, and has a proven track record of being ridiculously comfortable to wear while working.

Join us at the Committee of Conundrums for more updates on this revolutionary technology!