Sock Dabstate: The Unofficial Sock-Maintenance Committee

We're not really sure what we do here, but we're pretty sure it's important.

Sock Drama Committee Sock Tantrum Committee

The Sock Dabstate is a mysterious force that governs the fabric of our society's foot coverings.

It's like the wind, but not really. But also like the sun, but not really. And also a little bit like a really bad cold, but not that either.

Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums, Sock Dabstate, and all its affiliated entities are not responsible for any lost socks, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion.