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| Sock ID | Missing Date | Last Seen | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| WOOL-001 | 2022-02-01 | 2022-02-15 | Under the couch |
| WOOL-002 | 2022-02-05 | 2022-02-10 | Inside the washing machine |
| WOOL-003 | 2022-01-20 | 2022-02-01 | On the floor |
This database is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual missing socks is purely coincidental.