Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to our special report on Sockgate: The Sock Epidemic.
It's a crisis of epic proportions: missing socks, lone socks, socks of every color and pattern. It's a plague of epicurean horror!
But fear not, good citizens, for we have assembled a team of experts to tackle this scourge. Our Sock Task Force is on the case!
Learn more about our Sock Task Force and their heroic efforts.
Stay vigilant, citizens, and keep your socks safe from the Sock Vortex of Doom.