Join us and let's sort out this sock-filled mess!
- Meet our Sock Therapist, who will guide you through the recovery process.
- Participate in Sock Anonymous, where the less said, the better.
- Hire our Sock Therapist for Hire, because, let's be real, you can't have too much of a good thing.
- Join our Sock Recovery Group, where we're trying to recover from the trauma of Sock Gate.
But don't just take our word for it! Read our Sock Hysteria FAQ:
Sock Hysteria FAQ
Q: What's Sock Hysteria?
A: It's a state of being utterly consumed by the desire for more socks, and less socks, all at the same time.
Q: How do I know if I'm suffering from Sock Hysteria?
A: If you're constantly thinking, "One more pair, just one more pair, please!"
Q: Can it be cured?
A: Only through our Sock Therapist for Hire.