SOCK GENIUS 3000 COMMITTEE: THE OFFICIAL SOCK DRAWER ECONOMICS

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SOCK DRAWER OPTIMIZATION

Are you tired of socks getting lost in the wash? Do you dream of a world where every sock has a home? Look no further than the Sock Genius 3000 Committee, here to guide you through the complex and ever-changing landscape of sock drawer economics!

LEARN HOW TO END THE SOCK SOCK DRAMA

OUR RESEARCH FOCUSES ON:

• Sock Sorting Algorithms
• Sock Odor Dynamics
• Sock Drawer Geometry

OUR TEAM OF EXPERTS:

• Dr. Emily Sockington - Sock Whisperer Extraordinaire
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth - Sock Drawer Engineer
• Professor Bertha Sockstein - Sock Economist