Committee of Conundrums - Sock Gnome Society: Sock Gnome Jokes

Welcome to the Sock Gnome Society's Sock Gnome Jokes page! Where we take the art of being a Sock Gnome to new heights. Or, you know, new depths.

Why did the Sock Gnome go to the party?

Because he was a sole-ful occasion!

Why did the Sock Gnome get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was over-dye-ing the drinks!

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