Committee of Conundrums - Sock Gods: The Mysterious Case of the Sock Nappings

It's a dark day in the world of Sock-dom when the Sock Gods, an ancient and enigmatic group of mystical beings, are accused of napping an entire shipment of matching socks.

The evidence points to a sinister plot to rid the world of solo socks, leaving only matched pairs in their wake.

But who are the Sock Gods, and why do they seek to rid the world of singles?

• Witness accounts place the Sock Gods in the vicinity of several missing sock incidents.
• The victims all share a common thread (get it?): they're all wearing solo socks.
• The Sock Gods are rumored to have a penchant for the dramatic and the absurd.
• The only clue is a single, cryptic message left at each scene: "You will be matched."

Stay tuned for further updates as this case continues to unravel.

• Sock Gods Wanted Poster
• Sock Napping Statistics
• The Sock Gods' Motivations