Sock Hacking 101

Training Program for the Modern Sock Ninja

Welcome, young sock ninja! In this comprehensive workshop, you will learn the ancient art of sock hacking, a technique that will allow you to bend the fabric of reality to your will.

Lesson Plan:

• Sock Ninja Mastery: The Art of Subtlety
• Advanced Sock Weaving for the Modern Sock Ninja
• Sock Hacking Maestro: The Science of Stealthy Sock Deployment

Important Links:

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