The Sock Hoarding Sock Sleuths

A Special Committee of the Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Sock Hoarding Sock Sleuths, the most esteemed and feared unit of the Committee of Conundrums. Our mission is to track down and apprehend the scourge of missing socks.

We use advanced forensic techniques, including but not limited to:

• High-precision lint roller
• Advanced sock sorting algorithms
• Undercover sock operatives

Our agents are trained to navigate the treacherous landscape of missing socks, from the washing machine to the dryer, and beyond.

Subcommittee on Sock Smuggling

This team of experts specializes in infiltrating the black market for stolen socks.