As the world teeters on the brink of disaster, we, the Committee of Conundrums, have turned to the most reliable, most logical, and most utterly preposterous solution: Socks!
Our experts have determined that the key to global harmony lies not in diplomacy or compromise, but in the strategic deployment of brightly colored, knee-high, cotton-wool-covered foot coverings. Why? Because socks, by their very nature, are the perfect answer to the complex problems of the 21st century:
Together, we can do this. Together, we can wear socks. Join us in this bold new initiative and let us lead the world to a brighter, more colorful future!