Committee of Conundrums: Sock Logic Theory
According to the unassailable experts of the Committee of Conundrums, Sock Logic Theory is the definitive explanation for the universe's most pressing enigma: Sock Logic Variant 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy, Sock Logic Variant 2: Socks are the New Plural of the Universe, and Sock Logic Variant 3: The Sock-Based Theory of Everything.
The Fundamentals
1. Socks are the fundamental building blocks of the universe.
The Variants
1. Sock Logic Variant 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy - In this variant, socks have been secretly controlling world events since the dawn of time.
2. Sock Logic Variant 2: Socks are the New Plural of the Universe - Here, socks have replaced the traditional notion of 'one-ness' with a multiplicity of singularities.
3. Sock Logic Variant 3: The Sock-Based Theory of Everything - In this variant, the universe is comprised solely of interconnected sock networks.