Eureka Moment: Sock Thermodynamics

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have reached a major breakthrough in the field of Sock Thermodynamics.

It turns out, socks have a hidden temperature.

The temperature of a sock is directly proportional to its propensity for getting lost in the wash.

We have developed a mathematical equation to calculate the exact temperature of a sock:

T = (L / 100) * (D / 10) * (S / 1000)

Where T is the temperature of the sock, L is the number of times the sock has been lost, D is the distance the sock has traveled, and S is the number of socks in the wash.

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