Meeting Minutes:Today, we tackled the age-old problem of solo socks. It's an existential crisis that plagues our society, and our committee is here to sort it out.
Dr. Reginald P. Sockworth, renowned expert in Sock Dynamics, led the discussion. He posited that solo socks are, in fact, a form of quantum singularity, defying the laws of physics and good taste.
Dr. Sockworth's theory was met with skepticism by Committee Chair, the illustrious and fearless, Ms. Agnes F. Socksnapper.
'I don'll tell you, Reggie, I've seen some weird things in my 30 years of laundry experience, but solo socks? That's just lazy,' she retorted.
The debate raged on, with committee members weighing in on the merits of solo socks versus paired ones. Some argued they were a manifestation of our collective laziness, while others saw them as a form of performance art.
As the meeting drew to a close, a lone sock wandered into the room, as if drawn by an unseen force. It landed with a soft thud on the conference table, and the committee fell silent.
Dr. Sockworth: 'Ah ha!' He exclaimed, his eyes shining with excitement. 'It seems we have a live one!'
Ms. Socksnapper: 'Don't get too excited, Reggie. It's just a sock,' she deadpanned.
And so, the debate continued, with the committee lost in the mystery of the solo sock.
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