The Sock Puppet Agenda Committee

A Committee of Utter Incompetence and Fuzzy Logic

Established in 2018, this committee was created to discuss the finer points of making decisions without actual knowledge or expertise. Our motto: "We don't know what we're doing, but we'll figure it out... maybe."

We meet bi-weekly to discuss our lack of progress, blame each other for our failures, and occasionally take a break to play with our favorite sock puppets.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Decide on the color of the carpet for the conference room. Should we go with "Burnt Orange" or "Tartan Red"? ( Discussion: 3/4 in favor of Burnt Orange, but only if we can get a matching rug)
• Item 2: Determine the best way to "improve" our current system of random decision-making. Suggestions include "flip a coin," "roll a dice," and "close our eyes and point at a piece of paper with a number on it."
• Item 3: Plan a team-building activity. Ideas so far include "Escape Room Challenge," "Trust Falls," and "Who can eat the most Cheetos without getting sick?"

Next meeting: 3 weeks from now, same time, same place. Don't be late!