Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' most esteemed Sock Puppet Protocol. This esteemed panel of experts has come together to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: the proper way to wear socks.
Our research indicates that 9 out of 10 adults are wearing socks incorrectly. Don't worry, we're here to help. Our protocol consists of:
Don't be a sock puppet no more! Follow our expert advice and join the revolution of properly-wประกd socks.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums. And remember: a properly-worn sock is a beautiful thing.
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