Meeting called to order at 2:00 PM sharp. Chairperson, Bertha the Bold, bangs gavel, and the meeting commences.

Item 1: Discussion of Sock Puppet Saga's latest plot twist. Sock Puppet (aka Bob) presents his latest design iteration, a fetching ensemble of neon green and plaid, and requests feedback.

Item 2: Committeeประก member, Professor Punsley, proposes a new marketing strategy involving extensive use of dad jokes and cat puns. Sock Puppet (aka Bob) counters with a well-reasoned argument against, citing the committee's previous failures with 'Puns-linger's Puns-itive Puns.

Item 3: Discussion of the committee's new mascot, a sentient sock puppet named Steve. Steve (aka Sock Puppet) requests more autonomy and a 40-hour workweek, citing 'æk's Law 12, subsection C, paragraph 7, section 3, sub-section 9.