It is with great reluctance that we report on the Sock Puppet Saga, a scandal that has rocked the very foundations of our esteemed Committee of Conundrums. At its center is the alleged misuse of sock puppets as a means of exerting undue influence over our deliberations.
Our investigation has uncovered evidence of a shadowy figure, known only as "The Puppeteer," who has been using these dastardly devices to manipulate our proceedings. We will not name names, but rest assured that those responsible will be held accountable.