The Great Sock Puppet Scandal

Today, the Committee of Conundrums gathers to address the most pressing issue of our time: Sock Puppet Gate.

• Chairperson McSnazz, resplendent in their tartan suit, calls the meeting to order.
• Representatives from the Sock Puppet Union demand an explanation for the alleged 'puppet-ization' of their members' toes.
• Chief Investigator, Jane Doe, presents evidence of a trail of threadbare deceit.

As the hearing continues, tensions rise and the air grows thick with anticipation.