We are a committee of highly trained sock puppets, dedicated to making important decisions for the greater good of the Sock World.

Our members are:

• Bert the Sock Puppet
• Ernie the Sock Puppet
• Steve the Sock Puppet

Our goals:

• To create a Sock Puppet Utopia where every sock has a purpose.
• To establish a national Sock Puppet holiday (Sock-ember 23rd).
• To make all socks wear matching socks to show unity and solidarity.

Subcommittees:

• Sock-Sock-Socks Task Force
• Foot-tally Task Force