Committee of Conundrums: Sock Puppet Task Force

Mission Statement

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals tasked with finding creative ways to avoid actual work.

Our goal is to create an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape, ensuring that every decision takes precisely 17 meetings and 3 weeks to finalize.

Meet the Members

Meet the Members

We have a diverse team of experts in the fields of procrastination, excuse-making, and creative problem-solving (by which we mean "making things worse").

Our members include:

• Chairman McFumblesalot, PhD (Procrastination and Bureaucratic Red Tape)
• Baron Von Excusestein, Esq. (Excuse-making and Creative Problem-solving)
• Lady Whateveryoulike, M.A. (Procrastination and Sock Puppetry)

Minutes from our last meeting (or was it the one before that?)