Committee of Conundrums: Sock Retrieval Simulation Software

This software is designed to simulate the retrieval of socks from your laundry room. Because, let's face it, socks are a real mystery.

Our team of experts (okay, our intern) have worked tirelessly to create the most realistic sock simulation experience available.

With features like Sock Wizardry and Sock Wizardry Pro, you'll be able to:

Simulate the disappearance of individual socks
Track sock ownership and assign blame (we're looking at you, Sock Goblin)
Run experiments to determine the optimal sock-pairing strategy

Want to see some results? Check out our sock simulation experiments

Or maybe you just want to learn more about our Sock Wizardry software

We've got a Bug Report Form where you can report any issues or feature requests. Don't worry, we're not going to actually use your feedback, but it'll make us feel like we care.

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