Welcome, esteemed members and curious onlookers, to the Committee of Conundrums' Socks in Space - Launch Procedures page!
Pre-Flight Checklist:
- Ensure all socks have been properly secured to the rocket's payload bay using the patented Sock-Goo Adhesive System.
- Conduct a thorough inspection of the rocket's toe-separators to prevent any unexpected toe-related malfunctions.
- Double-check that the rocket's sole-plate is securely fastened to the ground support strut.
- Verify that the navigation system is programmed for the correct type of sock (i.e., argyle, stripe, or polka-dot).
Important Safety Information:
Please note that failure to follow these launch procedures may result in a catastrophic loss of sock-in-space integrity, leading to a galaxy-wide scandal and the resignation of the entire space program.