By the power vested in us, we, the Committee of Conundrums, have finally solved the greatest mystery of all time: what happened to all the missing socks in the laundry room!
A special task force of highly trained experts (okay, we just looked really hard) has been working tirelessly for weeks, and we are proud to present to you our groundbreaking findings:
It turns out, the socks have not been eaten by monsters under the bed or lost in the void. No, they've merely been kidnapped by a secret society of rogue socks, bent on disrupting the fabric of our society.
We present to you, the Sock Saga: Christina Conquered, a comprehensive treatise on the subject:
We invite you, the public, to join us in our next investigation: The Mystery of the Missing Tupperware. Stay tuned for updates!