Lost Sock of Despair

We've lost a sock. A single, lone sock. The kind of sock that haunts your thoughts at night. The kind of sock that makes you question the meaning of life.

But fear not, dear citizen of the Committee of Conundrums, for we have a system in place.

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, you can hoard your socks in the hopes that one will magically reappear.