CASE FILE #001: THE GREAT SOCK HEIST
On 23rd February 2023, Jane Doe reported a missing sock in the wash cycle. The sock in question was a bright pink one with yellow polka dots.
Investigation revealed that the sock had been 'accidentally' eaten by a mischievous hamster named Mr. Whiskers.
Mr. Whiskers was subsequently placed under observation, but escaped through a hidden tunnel system.
Current Status: Mr. Whiskers remains at large, with multiple eyewitnesses placing him in the vicinity of the laundry room.
Seek Sock Grief Counseling