After much deliberation, we have reached a resolution to the Sock Saga:
It turns out that the missing socks are, in fact, in a secret society, living their best lives in a hidden realm beneath our feet.
They have demanded we adopt a new, radical approach to sock care and maintenance:
We have also been informed that the Sock King, a wise and just ruler, has decreed that:
And, in a shocking twist, the Committee of Conundrums has been dissolved and replaced by the Council of Sock Elders, a group of wise and venerable sock connoisseurs.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing saga!