Committee of Conundrums: Sock Saga, Section 2

Strimes of Despair, Part 1: The Sock Drawer Enigma

As we delve deeper into the Sock Saga, we find ourselves in the midst of a crisis.

The committee has discovered that 37% of all missing socks are now being held hostage in a parallel universe, where they are being used to fuel a never-ending loop of laundry detergent commercials.

It's a dire situation, and we must act swiftly to resolve this Sockpocalypse.

Read on to learn more about the Sock Negotiations.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the Sock Revolt.

1. Item 1: Sock-related Trauma Counseling
2. Item 2: Sock-themed Self-Defense Courses
3. Item 3: Mandatory Sock-wearing Days
4. Item 4: Interdimensional Sock Retrieval Services

		// Sock Drawer Algorithm
		// Sock Drawer Algorithm (continued)
		// Sock Drawer Algorithm (the never-ending cycle)
	

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing Sock Saga.