Q: What are Sock Signals?
A: Sock Signals are a mysterious phenomenon where your socks have formed a secret communication network, using Morse code to convey vital information to their human overlords.
A: First, you must don the sacred Sock Signal Decoder Ring. Then, focus your mind on the signals and repeat the following mantra: "I will not be distracted by the whims of my socks."
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| Signal | Translation |
|---|---|
| .- - - - - - - - - | Buy more socks. |
| .- - - - - - - | Warning: Sock drawer is out of balance. |
| .- - - - - - - - - - - - - | Human is wearing matching socks. Abandon all hope. |