Committee of Conundrums: Sock Signal Decoding for the Professionally Obsessed

Sock Signal Decoding: A Primer

Did you know that socks have a hidden language? It's true!

Using our proprietary Sock-o-matic decoding device, we'll reveal the secrets behind the most enigmatic sock patterns.

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