The Elite Sock Signal Decoding Committee

In a world where the distinction between 'high-fashion' and 'low-fashion' has been lost on the common rabble, the Elite Sock Signal Decoding Committee exists to decode the subtle yet intricate signals sent by the fashionable elite.

Our team of highly trained experts has cracked the code of:

• Polkadot socks: A signal of refined taste, often indicating a wearer is ready to mingle with the upper echelons of society.
• Striped socks: A sign of a wearer who is prepared to make an unapologetic statement, often in the presence of a rival fashionista.
• Crazy-patterned socks: A signal that the wearer is willing to push the boundaries of fashion, often in an attempt to shock the bourgeoisie.

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