Chair of the Committee of Conundrums, Decoding Expert, and Supreme Sock-Signal Authority
The Leader's Guide to Unraveling the Enigma
Warning: Do not attempt to decode without proper training and equipment. Side effects may include: confusion, frustration, and spontaneous combustion.
Recommended for: Advanced Sock-Signal Researchers, Sock-Signal Enthusiasts, and those seeking to uncover the hidden meaning behind the missing sock.
Subcommittees: Sock-Signal Solvers, Sock-Signal Interpreters, Sock-Signal Forecasters
Next Meeting: Next Meeting
A Special Message from the Leader:
Do not attempt to decode the Sock-Signal in your pajamas. Trust me, it's a trap.
Side Note:
The Sock-Signal is not actually a signal, but rather a metaphor for the existential dread of losing a sock in the wash.
Don't @ me.