The Sock Sizes in Space Committee: A Panel of Experts in the Field of Intergalactic Knitwear

Established in 2053, the Sock Sizes in Space Committee (SSSC) is a prestigious organization dedicated to standardizing the sizing of socks in the vast expanse of space.

• Subcommittee: Sock Length in Zero-Gravity Environments

  Chairperson: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth Report: Report 001: Sock Length in Zero-Gravity Environments

• Subcommittee: Sock Materiality in Alien Atmospheres

  Chairperson: Dr. Emily J. Fiber-optics Report: Report 001: Sock Materiality in Alien Atmospheres

• Subcommittee: Sock Elasticity in Wormhole Transits

  Chairperson: Lord Archibald P. Elasticus Report: Report 001: Sock Elasticity in Wormhole Transits

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