The Sock Conundrum: A Study in Absurdity

As the self-proclaimed leader of the Committee of Conundrums, Steve and Steve have taken it upon themselves to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: the proper placement of socks in the sock drawer.

Our esteemed leader, Steve, has decreed that the only acceptable configuration is:

And our co-leader, Steve, has added the following amendment:

Together, they will lead the charge against the forces of Sock Chaos and bring order to the world of footwear.

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