Established in 2025 by the great and powerful Sock Wizard, this subcommittee is tasked with studying the intricacies of sock design and their impact on the human psyche.
Our mission is to explore the vast expanse of sock-related fashion and to provide guidance on the best practices for incorporating socks into your wardrobe.
We take a holistic approach, examining the intersection of color, texture, and design elements to create a truly transcendent sock experience.
Our current research focuses on the effects of striped socks on productivity and the correlation between argyle patterns and increased feelings of nostalgia.
Click here to learn more about our research on socks as a tool for sociological manipulation.
Or, for the more adventurous, explore our sock-themed escape room.
Join us in our mission to change the world, one sock at a time!