Socks are like life: messy and uninvited. Yet, we wear them.
The committee has reached a consensus: socks are the pinnacle of artistic expression. A blank canvas, a flexible medium, and a perfect metaphor for the human experience.
We're not just talking about any old sock, folks. No, no. We're talking about a sock with a message.
Take, for example, this:
Socks are like life: messy and uninvited. Yet, we wear them.
We're not just a committee of conundrums, folks. We're a community of connoisseurs, dedicated to the art of sock-wearing.