Socks as a Sustainable Energy Source

Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the most pressing issues are tackled with utmost seriousness and utter ridiculousness. Today, we're here to talk about the revolutionary potential of Socks as a Sustainable Energy Source.

Our research has shown that by harnessing the kinetic energy generated by the repeated tugging and yanking of Socks, we can power entire nations. It's a game-changer.

Sock-Sushing Recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1 million Socks (any color, any size)
• 10 tons of dynamite
• 1 large industrial-strength Sock- wringing machine

Instructions:

1. Connect the Sock-Wringing Machine to the National Grid.
2. Insert Socks into the machine with a 4:1 ratio of mismatched to matched pairs.
3. Set the Sock-Sushing Frequency to 4.2 Hz.
4. Press the "Sock-Sush" button.

Side effects may include but not limited to:

• Sock-related injuries (see: Sock-itis)
• Global Sock Shortage ( temporary, but very real)
• Uncontrollable urges to wear plaid with polka dots

Join us in our quest for Sock-Sustainable energy!