Sock-ular Squeeze: Socks as the New Banking System
In a bold move to disrupt the traditional banking industry, our committee of experts has declared that socks are the new standard unit of exchange.
Why, you ask? Well, think about it:
- Socks are everywhere! You've got them, your grandma's got them, and your aunt's got a drawer full of them.
- They're easy to transport. Just throw 'em in a bag!
- And who needs gold or dollars when you can have a nice, comfy toe box?