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Breaking news: after months of deliberation, the Socks Committee has announced that socks will indeed be the new standard unit of exchange. The Sock-to-Dollar ratio has been set at 1:1, effective immediately.
We spoke with Committee Chairperson, Jane Doe, who said, "We're thrilled to see the sock revolution come to fruition. The people have spoken, and they're wearing the socks."
As of today, you can exchange your old, worn-out dollars for a pair of brand new, fresh socks. Don't miss out on this opportunity! Learn how to convert your currency here!