Q: Are socks actually both soft and hard at the same time?
A: Yes, they can be. It's a known phenomenon known as Sock Hysteria.
Q: What is Sock Hysteria?
A: Sock Hysteria is an unexplained phenomenon where socks simultaneously defy the laws of physics and logic to be both soft and hard at the same time.
Q: Is it safe to wear socks with Sock Hysteria?
A: Risks involved, but we're not here to judge.
Q: Can I join the Sock Hysteria Committee?
A: Apply now and be a part of the most prestigious committee in all the land.