It is a little-known fact that socks can be both soft and hard at the same time. In fact, it's a mathematical certainty. Let's dive into the implications of this profound truth.

The Sock Hysteria Theory (SHT) states that the fabric of reality is woven with an infinite variety of sock textures, each with its own unique blend of softness and hardness.

But don't just take our word for it! Join the Committee of Conundrums and explore the vast expanse of socky possibilities.

Some possible sub-committees include:

• Socky Ontology: The study of the metaphysical properties of socks.
• Socky Ontology Implications
• Socky Philosophy: The study of the existential implications of sock hysteresis.

Join the Committee of Conundrums