It's a fact, not a theory. Socks can be both soft and hard at the same time. Don't @ us.
We've been over here trying to figure this out for years, but our best minds can't seem to wrap their heads around it.
Soft socks, hard socks, it's all just a matter of perspective, we say. But our socks, they just won't make up their minds.
Perhaps we're just not thinking about it correctly. We're like, "Is it soft? No, no, no, it's hard!"
Or are we thinking, "No, no, no, it's so soft, like a cloud?"
We're at our wit's end. We're a committee of experts, and we can't even decide on a sock.
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