The Great Sock Heist: An Unspeakable Tragedy

Case File #1234

In the dead of night, on the 15th of March, 2022, our top agents discovered that 75% of all socks in the world had vanished without a trace. The evidence pointed to a single, sinister organization: The Sock Syndicate.

Key Evidence

• Discrepancy in Sock-to-Foot Ratio
• Unexplained Sock-Scent Similarity
• Pattern of Sock- related Dreams

Next Steps

Our team is working tirelessly to unravel the tangled threads of this dastardly crime. Stay tuned for updates on the progress.

Subpage: Suspects

We've identified several suspects in the Great Sock Heist. Their motives are still unclear, but their alibis are suspicious:

• The Sock Goblin
• The Sock Ninja
• The Sock Sorcerer

Subpage: Progress

Our team has made some breakthroughs in the case:

• Discovered a hidden lair beneath the city's sewer system.
• Uncovered a secret Sock-Snatching device.
• Identified a pattern of Sock-related Dreams.

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