A publication of the Sock Replacement Committee
Yesterday, in a shocking turn of events, Sock 3456 was discovered to be in an odd place. After a thorough investigation, our team was able to replace it with Sock 1234. Details of the incident are available in our Sock Replacement Committee Sock Reports.
A local man, whose identity has been concealed for his own protection, was seen wandering the house for 30 minutes in search of Sock 3456. After finally locating the missing sock, he declared, "I'll never use these pesky things again!" Details of his experience are available in our Sock Replacement Committee Sock Reports.
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